From 8cfca953e8aadce44b33a4a25aab281d8f6fc053e149d508f58c73ff321035cd Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Nyx Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2025 22:53:29 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] Welcome to the future. --- site/assets/style.css | 4 +++ site/index.xht | 3 ++ site/web3.xht | 72 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 3 files changed, 79 insertions(+) create mode 100644 site/web3.xht diff --git a/site/assets/style.css b/site/assets/style.css index e0ecae5..dab5ec6 100644 --- a/site/assets/style.css +++ b/site/assets/style.css @@ -33,6 +33,10 @@ body { background-color: hotpink; } +.new { + color: hotpink +} + .nav a { color: black; text-decoration: none; diff --git a/site/index.xht b/site/index.xht index f0c8ff2..512bef8 100644 --- a/site/index.xht +++ b/site/index.xht @@ -27,6 +27,9 @@
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Hi! everypizza.im is a collection of privacy-respecting services offered for the community for free. Originally, these services were gonna be private. Then someone asked for an account, and then it went diff --git a/site/web3.xht b/site/web3.xht new file mode 100644 index 0000000..665fde6 --- /dev/null +++ b/site/web3.xht @@ -0,0 +1,72 @@ + + + + + EveryPizza IM + + + + +

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+ introducing the future of digital ownership: nfts (nyx fungible tokens), sponsored by + EveryPizza IM! why own something real when you can pay thousands for a jpeg anyone can + right-click and save? experience the thrill of blockchain-based bragging rights with + absolutely no real-world utility! our exclusive, procedurally generated pixel apes grant + you access to nothing except the collective disappointment of financial ruin. invest now, + because if you don’t, someone else willβ€”until the market inevitably collapses! nfts: the + best way to own what you already had for free! +

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+ additionally, to make the site faster πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€, we have re-written everything in + blazing-fast, memory-safe Rust πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€ compiled to WASM. as such, we now + need JavaScript to load this site that could be static. +

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+ we are also launching our own AI, NyxGPT, programmed and trained to shill XMPP 24/7. the + first deployment will be in #lounge:envs.net. +

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+ This site is gay + Free Software + Free Stuff + Any Damn Browser + Nintendo Wii + Rainbow flag + Powered by Arch + NFT No Fucking Thanks + EveryPizza +

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+ This design is stolen from inspired by Midgard, on + Yggdrasil and + Tor. +

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