diff --git a/site/404.xht b/site/404.xht new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ad57d37 --- /dev/null +++ b/site/404.xht @@ -0,0 +1,64 @@ + + + + + + EveryPizza IM + + + + + +
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+                                (_)             
+  _____   _____ _ __ _   _ _ __  _ __________ _ 
+ / _ \ \ / / _ \ '__| | | | '_ \| |_  /_  / _` |
+|  __/\ V /  __/ |  | |_| | |_) | |/ / / / (_| |
+ \___| \_/ \___|_|   \__, | .__/|_/___/___\__,_|
+                      __/ | |                   
+                     |___/|_|                   
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+ GO HOME +
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404 Not Found

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+ The reader seems lost. Maybe the reader looking for our Matrix webclients, + listed on our services page. + Or, maybe they're just exploring some of our sites. Maybe one of us made a mistake. + If the reader thinks this is the case, please do + contact us. +

+

+ The reader also might have gotten this page from going to a root backend domain. If so, + there's nothing to see here. +

+

+ If the reader truly has no idea how they got here, then maybe they should listen to music. + Here's a good song: Energy by Elektronomia. + Another one: Steady As She Goes by The Raconteurs. + Or, maybe they could just take a nap. +

+

+ + Well, what do I know? I'm just a webserver. I simply take files from folders and + display them on users' screens. + +

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+ This design is stolen from inspired by Midgard, on + Yggdrasil and + Tor. +

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+                                 _              
+                                (_)             
+  _____   _____ _ __ _   _ _ __  _ __________ _ 
+ / _ \ \ / / _ \ '__| | | | '_ \| |_  /_  / _` |
+|  __/\ V /  __/ |  | |_| | |_) | |/ / / / (_| |
+ \___| \_/ \___|_|   \__, | .__/|_/___/___\__,_|
+                      __/ | |                   
+                     |___/|_|                   
+
+
+
+ GO HOME +
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+
+

Unable to connect

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+ Our webserver isn't able to reach the backend. We have presumably been notified and + are hopefully working on it. We can't promise though, all of our team is within walking + distance of each other and we can't stay awake 24/7 (as much as we would like to). +

+ + I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help. I'm just a webserver, after all. + +
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+ This design is stolen from inspired by Midgard, on + Yggdrasil and + Tor. +

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