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<div class="new">NEW:</div> EveryPizza IM AI Layer 2 Blockchain. <a href="web3.xht">Learn more.</a>
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Hi! everypizza.im is a collection of privacy-respecting services offered for the community for free.
Originally, these services were gonna be private. Then someone asked for an account, and then it went

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<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
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<title>EveryPizza IM</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/assets/style.css" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
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<div class="nav">
<a href="/index.xht">HOME</a>
<a href="/rules.xht">RULES</a>
<a href="/services.xht">SERVICES</a>
<a href="/contact.xht">CONTACT</a>
<a href="/servers.xht">SERVERS</a>
<a href="/web3.xht" class="current">AI LAYER 2</a>
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<p>
introducing the future of digital ownership: nfts (nyx fungible tokens), sponsored by
EveryPizza IM! why own something real when you can pay thousands for a jpeg anyone can
right-click and save? experience the thrill of blockchain-based bragging rights with
absolutely no real-world utility! our exclusive, procedurally generated pixel apes grant
you access to nothing except the collective disappointment of financial ruin. invest now,
because if you don’t, someone else will—until the market inevitably collapses! nfts: the
best way to own what you already had for free!
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additionally, to make the site faster 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀, we have re-written everything in
blazing-fast, memory-safe Rust 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 compiled to WASM. as such, we now
need JavaScript to load this site that could be static.
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we are also launching our own AI, NyxGPT, programmed and trained to shill XMPP 24/7. the
first deployment will be in <a href="matrix:roomid/mrwNiaxlNMnxFNLeXm:envs.net?via=envs.net">#lounge:envs.net</a>.
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<img src="https://media.everypizza.im/b/gaysite.gif" alt="This site is gay"/>
<img src="https://media.everypizza.im/b/free.gif" alt="Free Software"/>
<img src="https://media.everypizza.im/b/freestuff.gif" alt="Free Stuff"/>
<img src="https://media.everypizza.im/b/anybrowser.gif" alt="Any Damn Browser"/>
<img src="https://media.everypizza.im/b/wii.gif" alt="Nintendo Wii"/>
<img src="https://media.everypizza.im/b/gay.gif" alt="Rainbow flag"/>
<img src="https://media.everypizza.im/b/arch.gif" alt="Powered by Arch"/>
<img src="https://media.everypizza.im/b/nofuckingthanks.gif" alt="NFT No Fucking Thanks"/>
<img src="https://media.everypizza.im/b/everypizza.png" alt="EveryPizza"/>
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This design is <del>stolen from</del> inspired by Midgard, on
<a href="http://[300:5506:25eb:d0d9::]/">Yggdrasil</a> and
<a href="http://midgardmvjfdvespsrfr3fmcyjwmnqhvsmiea7wqoyrrn5rpzp6zo5ad.onion/">Tor</a>.
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