introducing the future of digital ownership: nfts (nyx fungible tokens), sponsored by EveryPizza IM! why own something real when you can pay thousands for a jpeg anyone can right-click and save? experience the thrill of blockchain-based bragging rights with absolutely no real-world utility! our exclusive, procedurally generated pixel apes grant you access to nothing except the collective disappointment of financial ruin. invest now, because if you don’t, someone else will—until the market inevitably collapses! nfts: the best way to own what you already had for free!

additionally, to make the site faster 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀, we have re-written everything in blazing-fast, memory-safe Rust 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 compiled to WASM. as such, we now need JavaScript to load this site that could be static.

we are also launching our own AI, NyxGPT, programmed and trained to shill XMPP 24/7. the first deployment will be in #lounge:envs.net.