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added a 404 and 50x page, this one had a bit of a spiral on the 404 one

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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
<head>
<title>EveryPizza IM</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/assets/style.css" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
</head>
<body>
<div class="header">
<pre>
_
(_)
_____ _____ _ __ _ _ _ __ _ __________ _
/ _ \ \ / / _ \ '__| | | | '_ \| |_ /_ / _` |
| __/\ V / __/ | | |_| | |_) | |/ / / / (_| |
\___| \_/ \___|_| \__, | .__/|_/___/___\__,_|
__/ | |
|___/|_|
</pre>
<div class="nav">
<a href="/index.xht">GO HOME</a>
</div>
</div>
<div class="main">
<h1>404 Not Found</h1>
<p>
The reader seems lost. Maybe the reader looking for our Matrix webclients,
listed on our <a href="https://everypizza.im/services.xht">services page</a>.
Or, maybe they're just exploring some of our sites. Maybe one of us made a mistake.
If the reader thinks this is the case, please do
<a href="https://everypizza.im/contact.xht">contact us</a>.
</p>
<p>
The reader also might have gotten this page from going to a root backend domain. If so,
there's nothing to see here.
</p>
<p>
If the reader truly has no idea how they got here, then maybe they should listen to music.
Here's a good song: <a href="https://inv.everypizza.im/watch?v=fzNMd3Tu1Zw">Energy by Elektronomia</a>.
Another one: <a href="https://inv.everypizza.im/watch?v=DXAidGQUuns">Steady As She Goes by The Raconteurs</a>.
Or, maybe they could just take a nap.
</p>
<p>
<i>
Well, what do I know? I'm just a webserver. I simply take files from folders and
display them on users' screens.
</i>
</p>
</div>
<hr />
<div class="footer">
<p>
This design is <del>stolen from</del> inspired by Midgard, on
<a href="http://[300:5506:25eb:d0d9::]/">Yggdrasil</a> and
<a href="http://midgardmvjfdvespsrfr3fmcyjwmnqhvsmiea7wqoyrrn5rpzp6zo5ad.onion/">Tor</a>.
</p>
</div>
</body>
</html>

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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
<head>
<title>EveryPizza IM</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/assets/style.css" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
</head>
<body>
<div class="header">
<pre>
_
(_)
_____ _____ _ __ _ _ _ __ _ __________ _
/ _ \ \ / / _ \ '__| | | | '_ \| |_ /_ / _` |
| __/\ V / __/ | | |_| | |_) | |/ / / / (_| |
\___| \_/ \___|_| \__, | .__/|_/___/___\__,_|
__/ | |
|___/|_|
</pre>
<div class="nav">
<a href="/index.xht">GO HOME</a>
</div>
</div>
<div class="main">
<h1>Unable to connect</h1>
<p>
Our webserver isn't able to reach the backend. We have presumably been notified and
are hopefully working on it. We can't promise though, all of our team is within walking
distance of each other and we can't stay awake 24/7 (as much as we would like to).
</p>
<i>
I'm sorry I couldn't be of more help. I'm just a webserver, after all.
</i>
</div>
<hr />
<div class="footer">
<p>
This design is <del>stolen from</del> inspired by Midgard, on
<a href="http://[300:5506:25eb:d0d9::]/">Yggdrasil</a> and
<a href="http://midgardmvjfdvespsrfr3fmcyjwmnqhvsmiea7wqoyrrn5rpzp6zo5ad.onion/">Tor</a>.
</p>
</div>
</body>
</html>