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<title>EveryPizza IM</title>
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<a href="/index.xht">GO HOME</a>
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<h1>404 Not Found</h1>
<p>
The reader seems lost. Maybe the reader looking for our Matrix webclients,
listed on our <a href="https://everypizza.im/services.xht">services page</a>.
Or, maybe they're just exploring some of our sites. Maybe one of us made a mistake.
If the reader thinks this is the case, please do
<a href="https://everypizza.im/contact.xht">contact us</a>.
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The reader also might have gotten this page from going to a root backend domain. If so,
there's nothing to see here.
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If the reader truly has no idea how they got here, then maybe they should listen to music.
Here's a good song: <a href="https://inv.everypizza.im/watch?v=fzNMd3Tu1Zw">Energy by Elektronomia</a>.
Another one: <a href="https://inv.everypizza.im/watch?v=DXAidGQUuns">Steady As She Goes by The Raconteurs</a>.
Or, maybe they could just take a nap.
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Well, what do I know? I'm just a webserver. I simply take files from folders and
display them on users' screens.
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This design is <del>stolen from</del> inspired by Midgard, on
<a href="http://[300:5506:25eb:d0d9::]/">Yggdrasil</a> and
<a href="http://midgardmvjfdvespsrfr3fmcyjwmnqhvsmiea7wqoyrrn5rpzp6zo5ad.onion/">Tor</a>.
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